OUT NOW!! DJs On Strike! NEW EP/12" - I'm So Happy Released April 6th 2004 (10 yr anniversary Kurt Cobain's Death) BUY the 12" @ Turntable Lab --- ALMOST SOLD OUT FOR GOOD View the One-sheet and Press Photos here. DJS ON STRIKE! "DJs On Strike! are set to overthrow the world's overblown DJ royalty." (BPM #44) "The ultimate package for sabotaging the cult of the DJ." (XLR8R) "A pirtate's wet dream." (Grooves #10) ALSO AVAILABLE!! BUY IT!! Buy DJs On Strike! Mix-CD 'TOO HOT FOR SOLID STEEL' Available NOW at both fin and shitty retailers such as: Amazon, CDnow, Virgin Megastore, Tower Records, HMV, Borders, Barnes and Noble, Aomeba, Rasputin, Buy.com, Other Music, the Wherehouse, Sam Goody, Circuit City, Best Buy, etc. NO JOKE .....;....:;..;..........;....:;..;.........:.......:;.........:...........:....:... NEW TRACKS FOR DOWNLOAD: Oh, Nevermind (Piarate Grunge 2006) [beyonce's booty] bootylicious (johnny kawasaki ode to antarctica mix) [tustin jimberlake] like i love booty [outkast] ms. jackson got my booty [fiddy cent] in da club (booty cum mix) [pink stink] most girls get my booty [smelly] it's gettin' hot in yrr booty .....;....:;..;..........;....:;..;.........:.......:;.........:...........:....:... FUN SHIT FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY Check out pics from our sweatshop. Cheap child labor and environmental abuse are our forte. Read how bad people want to have sex with Johnny Kawasaki. .....;....:;..;..........;....:;..;.........:.......:;.........:...........:....:... Clik the photo for a slideshow, you tool! .....;....:;..;..........;....:;..;.........:.......:;.........:...........:....:... Something's afoot in the USA. On one of its streets are enormous Presidential campaign-style posters proclaiming: "It's Up to You - Steamin Poo Oakenfold" and "John Digweed - Give Trance a Chace". There are also ubiquitous low-grade cut-and-paste stickers plastered all about, using this comedy in their piss-take pursuit of bald DJs, cocaine (ab)users and , erm, BT. DJs On Strike is behind the campaign. So, why take a piss? "We're just poking fun at these enormous figures making millions of bucks from playing records. There's no hate - it's just for entertainment," says a DJs On Strike representative. With an estimated 5,000 stickers in circulation and with the whole collection in downloadable format from djsonstrike.com, it seems that no lamp-post is safe. There's only one worry DJs On Strike have: "We don't even know if Mr Oakenfold is as exciting as a big ol' pile of steamin' poo." As the late, great Dick Emery would have said: Ohh you are naughty... but i like you. ---------- MINISTRY (UK) Feb 2002 hi, and welcome to the world famous DJS ON STRIKE! web mainframe. the fine people at djsonstrike.com work as volunteers to help the DJS ON STRIKE! movement. we are not directly affiliated with johnny kawasaki, nor the bigwigs of the revolution.